I can say it with a girly tone if you want ([info]swear_jar) wrote,
@ 2009-06-21 12:43:00
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Current mood: calm

project masquerade ball
Watch me fail at having a mask for more than five minutes. IT KEPT FALLING OFF SO I GAVE UP, OKAY.


I dyed my hair. This does not demonstrate quite how patchy the dye is, there are giant orange bits everywhere! WHOO. Also: I'm not naked. I just had no sleeves!


Arriving with my hot bitches (Ret, Elyssa and me). Other hot bitches not pictured here: Ret's parents. They some hot bitches. Also, can we talk about Ret's dress! She crocheted the top bit out of plastic shopping bags, and middle is a giant carrot bag and the bottom in more plastic bags made into ruffles. The ball's theme was recycled/retro, and Ret's pretty much won at the former.


THERE WERE. FREE. LOLLY POPS. Like someone got confused about if this was a rave or an art exhibition (actually, there was a lot of dancing later... mostly from Ret, me, Elyssa and Ret's parents. Her parents did folk dancing to an AC/DC remix. They are amazing).


And I'm posting this because LOL. I look like a vacant valley girl, Ret is confused about how cameras work and Elyssa's drinkin' like a fish. Beauteous.

[ETA]:

Obviously not from then, just posting this so I can save it when I get home. WHY DOES RET HAVE THINGS I DON'T HAVE. RET, GIVE ME YOUR HARDDRIVE, IT WILL BE EASIER.

... There is no other point to this entry. I'm at Ret's hoose and she's in the kitchen cooking me eggs like a good woman should.

OH! And on the way home Elyssa had a little nap (ahaha, bless her, she's a youngun') and Ret told me an awesome story about how Dan and Jepha had sex once, then went to Japan together, then came home and it was all awkward because they didn't know if it was just a holiday fling! But then they started touring and realised, with the help of Bert and Quinn, that they totally should date. It was adorable and beautiful. Then I told her what might end up being my usedfic story.

I love when people tell me stories.



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[info]obli_ttw
2009-06-21 03:18 am UTC (link)
HAHA!!! THIS IS AWESOME!!! I SMS'd Retman and asked for her to fill me in when the night was over... I'll take THIS as my fill in =D. Muchos gracias senorita =D.

lol joo naked, but your hair is AWESOME!!! OMG!!! I'll be seeing it on Tuesday yes? Also, why so sad? Pouty McPoutface lol.

OMIGAW!!! RETMAN'S DRESS IS AWESOME!!! Soooooo much work O.o... That better make an appearance in the "outfits" section of her Flickr account lol. You other goils look awesome too =D. B&W stripey socks FTW!!!

... *is ashamed of his boring wardrobe*.

FREE LOLLIPOOPS!!! OMG AWESOME!!! As if the night wasn't awesome to begin with, they wheel out those and suddenly you've got a party!!!

Oh my god, that IS amazing O.O.. folk dancing to an ACDC remix? I have new idols lol.

Ha ha ha, wow, at first glance, in that last shot I thought you were hitting a bong, with the bottle and the blurry hand gesture and the face lol... oh man... my mind is weird =P.

Ha ha confusion thy name is Retman... ha ha ha, ahhh Elyssa... somebody's LEGAL NOW lol... not that it would have stopped her I suppose XD.

Ha ha ha, WOOO story time =D. Sounds like good times were had by all =3.

ENJOY YOUR WOMAN EGGS!!!

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[info]swear_jar
2009-06-21 03:32 am UTC (link)
It was awesommme! Ret informs me should would have texted but she didn't take her phone.

OMIGAW!!! RETMAN'S DRESS IS AWESOME!!

IT IS AWESOOOME! I was highly impressed. Except she sweated inside it like a sauna and steamed up the plastic, which was kind of hilarious.

... *is ashamed of his boring wardrobe*.

NO! LONG WOLVES TOGETHER FOR A SHORT AMOUNT OF TIME SO AS TO RETAIN THE TITLE OF LONE WOLVES UNIIIIITE!

Ha ha ha, wow, at first glance, in that last shot I thought you were hitting a bong, with the bottle and the blurry hand gesture and the face lol... oh man... my mind is weird =P.

LOLOL! NO. DEFINITELY NOT. Ret LOL'd too!

ENJOY YOUR WOMAN EGGS!!!

LOLOLOLOL THAT'S SO VERY WRONG! WIN.

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[info]obli_ttw
2009-06-21 03:42 am UTC (link)
Ahhh fair enough lol. That's no problem ha ha, I was at work anyway XD.

HA HA HA, hilarious, but SOOOO uncomfortable I'll bet lol.

I only have like... 2 wolf shirts XD... and the second is relatively new (like, a few months ago) The others are boring and uninteresting lol.

LMAO!!! "LONG WOLVES" LONG WOLF IS LOOOOOONG ha ha ha, WOO UNIIIIITE!!!

Ha ha ha, yeah, I don't know why I saw that... it really looks nothing like it when you really look at the picture... XD.

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[info]llamapi
2009-06-21 03:19 am UTC (link)
That.... looks like an excellent time. Hoorah for trashion desgin!

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[info]swear_jar
2009-06-21 03:36 am UTC (link)
It was! And I'm not even suffering a hang over. BONUS.

Also, trashion! I'm telling Ret that, I didn't really know there was a word for it.

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[info]sarahsaloser
2009-06-21 04:58 am UTC (link)
she crotched it? LOOOOOOOL. How do you crotch something?

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[info]swear_jar
2009-06-21 05:01 am UTC (link)
Weee-hell, if you don't know, young lady, I don't think it's my place to tell you!

(Whoops, typo).

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[info]ret05
2009-06-21 05:33 am UTC (link)
I glad I serve you well and meet areas of pleasure and duty for you. Me tell you many story as you want. Maybe I cook while I talk? Can be done!

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[info]swear_jar
2009-06-21 05:37 am UTC (link)
There is no appropriate macro response to this!

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[info]stratospherique
2009-06-21 05:40 am UTC (link)
Ret told me an awesome story about how Dan and Jepha had sex once, then went to Japan together, then came home and it was all awkward because they didn't know if it was just a holiday fling! But then they started touring and realised, with the help of Bert and Quinn, that they totally should date. It was adorable and beautiful. Then I told her what might end up being my usedfic story.

This is an excellent story to go with many excellent dresses.

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[info]swear_jar
2009-06-21 07:08 am UTC (link)
It was more excellent when Ret told it, but that could have been because we were both drunk at the time, heh.

I wan to spoil my usedfic story here, but I can't because a) secret and b) I should probably JUST WRITE IT.

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[info]stratospherique
2009-06-21 07:18 am UTC (link)
I wan to spoil my usedfic story here, but i can't because a) secret and b) I should probably JUST WRITE IT.

I feel you there, lady, I really do.

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[info]apiphile
2009-06-21 08:57 am UTC (link)
Ohhohhhhhh is Elyssa drinking a blue vodka cruiser there? I NEED TO TELL MY JOKE. *cough*

Also you should totally steal Ret's story for your usedfic assignment, you plagiarist. <3

[CAN WE TALK ABOUT YOUR SOCKS FOR A MINUTE THEY ARE FUCKING AWESOME]

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[info]swear_jar
2009-06-21 09:38 am UTC (link)
No, we were all drinking this not too bad tasting absinthe based alco-pop. Though seriously, anything that tastes like cordial and comes in a bottle like that is DATE RAPE IN A BOTTLE ANYWAY.

Nooo, I have fic vaguely planned out, sorta, kinda. I think. I should write it. I really should.

Those socks are awesome, I dug through my draw the other day and was like WHOA. HAVEN'T SEEN THESE FOR SEVERAL YEARS.

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[info]apiphile
2009-06-21 09:40 am UTC (link)
You... there's absinthe-based alco-pop? I WANT THIS, HOLY SHIT. Although yes, agreed.

Ugh, I hear you on that, I've written nothing for the last however long and I hate my fic and I am not allowed to randomly throw a fibreglass cow through the ceiling or anything that would make me hate it less. STUPID PORN.

I NEED MORE SOCKS. I have the world's most vicious toes, the bee socks are about to sprout a hole and I've barely worn them...

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[info]swear_jar
2009-06-21 10:14 am UTC (link)
They tasted alright, but I don't think they were quite as alcoholic as advertized (... I really should stop drinking TO GET DRUNK, but otherwise WHAT IS POINT OF IT. WHAT IS).

I've realised that the only time I am motivated to write is apparently WHEN I AM WRITING WITH YOU. I will force myself to get over this, but I don't know how awesome the results will be for my recipient.

I bet your fic will actually be awesome, though.

THEN A GIANT FIBERGLASS COW CRUSHED US BOTH AND SOMEONE ELSE WROTE THESE FICS FOR US

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[info]apiphile
2009-06-21 10:18 am UTC (link)
... the taste? I mean, I'm rather partial to wine for wine's sake and g&t for the same (HELLO I AM A GIRL). If you want to drink to get drunk, TEQUILA SHOTS, CLEARLY.

*snort* I'm wondering if the epic porn we just wrote has drained my porn supplies like pus from a cyst and that's why I can't bring myself to do anything but stare at the file and go "fuck it".

I BET IT WILL BLOW GOATS IN HELL.

I've never, ever, ever thrown a challenge before but at the moment I'm thinking "I wish someone would pinch-hit, this is stinky and bleh." I hate porn. Fuck it in the ear.

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[info]swear_jar
2009-06-21 11:31 am UTC (link)
... the taste?

See, that's the problem for me, I think it mostly tastes like arse. Actually, I like g&t's. Maybe I should adopt them as my standard drink.

*snort* I'm wondering if the epic porn we just wrote has drained my porn supplies like pus from a cyst and that's why I can't bring myself to do anything but stare at the file and go "fuck it".

Yeah, I'm porned out myself. Luckily I can avoid writing anything explicit in mine, but yours was kind of... porn or nothing, right?

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[info]apiphile
2009-06-21 11:35 am UTC (link)
I APPROVE. G&Ts are the daddy, and you should join the ever-growing GANG OF COOL who drink them.

Pretty much. WE CAN HAS BDSM.

... I wonder if I could write BDSM farce? Would that be spiteful?

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[info]swear_jar
2009-06-21 11:43 am UTC (link)
That's it then, I'm ordering a g&t next time I have the opportunity.

... I wonder if I could write BDSM farce? Would that be spiteful?

I suspect you could and also that you could make it hilarious, but it miiiight border on spiteful. I don't know if I'm Doin It Right here, but I think writing something you're happy with is almost more important than writing for someone. My logic is just generally that the things you're happiest with (at least it works like this for me) and the best ones, because we generally know the quality of our own work? IDK.

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[info]apiphile
2009-06-21 11:46 am UTC (link)
Or buy a bottle of gin and one of tonic. :D

SOLD. I'm writing it as a farce. I can *do* farce. Either that or crack. Because I really cannot deal with srs bznz BDSM, even if it *is* the Used.

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[info]chorn_man
2009-06-21 09:27 pm UTC (link)
Yeah -"looks" like a vacant valley girl.

But the question is- WHO IS TAKING THE PHOTO!?

i went mushrooming with sam today in the woods! We saw a deer and found two deer skulls which we brought home. But we only found two edible mushrooms.

And now im watchin crocodile dundee (barely)

Also I cant really see ia thing im wrting cause the font is too small- is that your fault?

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[info]swear_jar
2009-06-22 07:34 am UTC (link)
I'M NOT VACANT!

Or am I?

You mean the first photo? Me. And the other ones were all Suzi!

MUSHROOMING. Are you hallucinating RIGHT NOW? Also, I really want a deer skull, awww man.

... That movie is awful, right?

I don't know! The font size is fine for me, I bet it's Sam's computer or yours? You can make font bigger though, in the options or something?

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[info]rnbwxsprinkles
2009-07-06 01:18 pm UTC (link)
Whoa. Okay. I have to admit that when bored, I stalk and I ended up stalking you and finding out that there's actually another person in the world who spells Elyssa with an 'E' instead of spelling it Alyssa. I'm amazed. Sorry, just had to say that. /creepy stalking

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[info]swear_jar
2009-07-06 01:24 pm UTC (link)
Hey, creepy stalker! I just thought about friending you because based on those two comments we shared in the icon embiggening (... it is late) comm, you seem fairly awesome! So that's kind of weird.

Also, I only know one Elyssa, so I haven't really encountered the A spelling. Maybe it's an Australian thing to use the E? Hum.

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[info]rnbwxsprinkles
2009-07-06 02:53 pm UTC (link)
Hmm.. interesting. Does she pronounce it like Elisa or with a short 'i' sound? Anyway, neither name is very common over here, but Alyssa is more common and, for some reason, no one can pronounce my name and think that it's pronounced Elisa.

I'm glad that my stalking has made a new friend rather than making you feel creeped out. Or it did both... either way: all is well. xD

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