there was a whole lot of zip then it went boom ([info]swear_jar) wrote,
@ 2008-12-10 11:26:00
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the used - berth - picspam - part 1!
I think I threatened to do this before. HERE IT IS. This is pretty epic. I assure you, this is the restrained version, too. Anyone wants the rest of the (very random) caps (about 800 more, ha ha ::facepalm::), I can upload a .zip? ANYWAY.



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"There's the sober bus and the party bus. Where I'm on the party bus... I don't really party so much."

(Cut to many different drunken Quinn acts, such a jumping off things, playing in wheelchairs, getting a 700 dollar bill from telling a bar that drinks were on him, and... dancing):









FLOOR.


(Cheerfully) "Goodmorning!" NOTE THE TIME STAMP. Oh Quinn.







:(.


"How psyched are you to eat my boogers, Bert?" (Based solely on this DVD and the amount of times The Used have talked about how awesome The Bled are in interviews, I totally think The Bled guys should be in fic-- if only I knew anything about them).



Oh, Bert. There are so many examples of Bert being SO VERY MATURE in this. Speaking of boogers, though, in the Q&A, one of the questions that Bert gets asked is: "Quinn Allman wanted to know if you've ever picked your nose and ate it?" OH BOYS.



Mature Bert is mature.




It's really a weird contrast when Bert's all eating boogers, being epically drunk, screaming lalalala, and then there's a scene:


Where he explains how his girlfriend died (overdosed) while pregnant with his baby and it's kind of devistating the way he just says it.






OH HAI JEPHA. There is absolutely no context for this on the DVD. I DON'T EVEN CARE THOUGH. Fake blood! SEMI NEKKID JEPHA.


"I've had three girls pee on me in the past five minutes." He clearly loves it. And is clearly epically wasted.


"Tea!" There's a whole bit where it's just Jepha going "I need tea" "more tea" teateateatea about there, which ends with:


"Want some Jeph piss?"


The man loves tea.


"Who you hinding from?"
"You guys with your fucking camera and your fucking mic and your fucking boom and your fucking girl in the backrground, you fuckin' asshole!"






Aw, Jepha. So unconvincing. There's also a bit I didn't cap where they're like "GASP. YOU SAID FUCK ON CAMERA." And Jepha says something like: "I'll say fucking cunt on camera cunt ass cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt" and it's beautiful and totally unhardcore. I find it very hard to imagine Jepha angry. Quinn: LOL EASY. Bert, easy too, he's mercurial to the max. But Jepha seems like he'd get quiet rather than loud. IDK. He's kind of passive (ha WHY DOES EVERYTHING COME BACK TO ME THINKING ABOUT KINK WITH JEPHA).









This (adorable) fan from... Brazil?... I think was all "Jepha is... the best guy ever" and then picked him up for a photo. ADORABLE. Also, gave Jepha a bee handpuppet that apparently smelled really awesome.





People like picking Jepha up, srsly (obviously not from Berth. Also I wonder who this lady is? Hm):



Bert loves John Feldman (the dude who discovered/produces them, also has his own band I have never heard). John's saying something like "I want you bring the emotion up through here..."



"... up around here..."



And then Bert loses it giggling like a girly girl girl.





Guess what that reminds me of? I'm mildly creeped out actually. (Even though it's adorable).


O HAY QUINN. On the way to Japaaan.


It is very hard to cap them onstage. STOP MOVING AROUND SO MUCH GUYS. Wait, no, don't.




Bert & Quinn backstage at... Project Rev? Watching Linkin Park, I think.




Berth is chock full of Jepha and Quinn loving on each other. I also capped teh Q&A, so there is... much more of them being doofuses together in that.

OKAY. PART TWO. I HATE ZOOM.

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[info]foxinmyhands
2008-12-10 03:01 am UTC (link)
THIS MAKES ME SO HAPPY. Seriously. My shitty day is no longer shitty.

Speaking of boogers, though, in the Q&A, one of the questions that Bert gets asked is: "Quinn Allman wanted to know if you've ever picked your nose and ate it?" OH BOYS.

I don't know why that's so hilarious. Probably because Quinn is well aware of Bert's booger-eating tendencies? IDK. I'm sure he's probably picked Quinn's boogers and ate them. Nom nom nom.

OH HAI JEPHA. There is absolutely no context for this on the DVD. I DON'T EVEN CARE THOUGH. Fake blood! SEMI NEKKID JEPHA.

HOW IS HE SO ATTRACTIVE. HOW. I ASK YOU THAT.

I find it very hard to imagine Jepha angry. Quinn: LOL EASY. Bert, easy too, he's mercurial to the max. But Jepha seems like he'd get quiet rather than loud. IDK. He's kind of passive (ha WHY DOES EVERYTHING COME BACK TO ME THINKING ABOUT KINK WITH JEPHA).

BECAUSE THAT'S ACTUALLY WHAT HE'S LIKE. I love that. If I want to write Gerard/Frank kink, I have to mess about with their personalities and prod at plots that make it probable. Whereas with Jepha it, uh, it just sort of happens. BECAUSE YOU'RE RIGHT. Kind of passive, in a strong way. Nnnngh.

And then Bert loses it giggling like a girly girl girl.

So did I, to be honest. Look at his little face! Oh my god. So fucking cute I think I might have to throw something.

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[info]swear_jar
2008-12-10 05:40 am UTC (link)
THIS MAKES ME SO HAPPY. Seriously. My shitty day is no longer shitty.

EXCELLENT. Picspam is good for that. Especially Used picspam because THERE IS NOT ENOUGH OF IT!

Probably because Quinn is well aware of Bert's booger-eating tendencies? IDK. I'm sure he's probably picked Quinn's boogers and ate them. Nom nom nom.

I think that is it. Which also made me think of "you can pick your friends and you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friend's nose" (which I still find amusing because I am 12), except I BET BERT PROVES THAT WRONG ALL THE TIME.

Kind of passive, in a strong way.

I like that! That kind of perfect.

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[info]foxinmyhands
2008-12-10 06:07 am UTC (link)
I BET BERT PROVES THAT WRONG ALL THE TIME.

NOT GOING TO BET AGAINST IT BECAUSE IT'S TRUE AND I'D LOSE.

I like that! That kind of perfect.

Yeah. Like, it's easy to equate passiveness with weakness? But Jepha just sort of holds himself in his space and inhabits it entirely. He won't shove back if you shove him, but he won't let you move him unless he's worked it out in his head why he's letting you. Which is reason #50459 why I am tinhat for him being a sub. Blah blah blah meta about kink blah blah. Side note: that's why I love Unspoken so much, seriously. You really captured how I see him *gestures at this paragraph*. All that. Yeah. /incoherent, sorry.

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[info]swear_jar
2008-12-10 07:14 am UTC (link)
Yeah. Like, it's easy to equate passiveness with weakness? But Jepha just sort of holds himself in his space and inhabits it entirely. He won't shove back if you shove him, but he won't let you move him unless he's worked it out in his head why he's letting you. Which is reason #50459 why I am tinhat for him being a sub. Blah blah blah meta about kink blah blah

Sir, I find your ideas in intriguing and would like to subscribe to your newsletter. Which is to say, any time you feel like expanding on those blah blah blahs more I'm all ears. Or eyes, I suppose.

that's why I love Unspoken so much, seriously. You really captured how I see him *gestures at this paragraph*. All that. Yeah. /incoherent, sorry.

Thank you! Because yeah. I see him that way too-- though I hadn't actually thought about it very much consciously when I wrote that, I'm glad it came through.

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[info]foxinmyhands
2008-12-10 08:10 am UTC (link)
Sir, I find your ideas in intriguing and would like to subscribe to your newsletter. Which is to say, any time you feel like expanding on those blah blah blahs more I'm all ears. Or eyes, I suppose.

I totally suck at phrasing things so that they don't sound like me wanking all over my metakink, but. Heh. Basically, I see a lot of kink written where the sub is very... casual isn't the word, but there's not really that element of real power exchange. Which is fine, but not really the sort of thing I really really flail over.

Whereas with Jepha, because he does hold his space in a very real (if quiet) way, when he goes down as a sub, I see it as being a conscious decision that takes into account who he is, who the other person is, and why, exactly, he's letting them move him in that way. Not in a srs bzness way, necessarily, just that he's aware of all that and it's part of why he wants it. Which makes it 500x sexier, to me.

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[info]swear_jar
2008-12-11 02:28 am UTC (link)
::Chinhands at you::. I agree with all your words there! Um. I'd sound more intelligent if I didn't just wake up? But yeah.

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[info]apiphile
2008-12-10 04:45 am UTC (link)
WHY IS QUINN NAKED

ACTUALLY I DON'T NEED A REASON MAKE HIM BE NAKED MOOOOOORE

omgjephandfakebloodomgomgomgjepha How kinky is that man, srsly?

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[info]swear_jar
2008-12-10 04:52 am UTC (link)
THE THING IS. I DON'T ACTUALLY KNOW ANYWAY. APPARENTLY HE DOES THAT SOMETIMES? Again, no context on the DVD. Just... Quinn getting naked. I think I remember hearing he does it on his birthday sometimes? Which is hilarious, because being NAKED ON STAGE is most people's idea of a BAD BAD DREAM.

But the point is, we're not complaining, no.

omgjephandfakebloodomgomgomgjepha How kinky is that man, srsly?

SRSLY. I'm yet to find a kink I couldn't imagine Jepha being into. I LOVE HIM.

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[info]apiphile
2008-12-10 04:54 am UTC (link)
bWAH. Oh, Quinn. That is fucking awesome, I love it. I love it.

I KNOW SERIOUSLY THIS IS GREAT, he is like a small bendy band boy designed for use by slash fandom. This is so amazingly perfect. ALSO though, he does things to my head, because I see him and go "AWWWWWWW" and instead of "I want to fuck the shit out of that" I go "I want to BE that and have the shit fucked out of me byyyyyy [long list]". Apparently it's okay to be a whore if you're Jepha when it happens, IDK.

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[info]thesamefire
2008-12-10 05:55 am UTC (link)
UM. In this picture, he kind of looks remarkably like this dude I slept with a couple times. I can't decide how I feel about this! :|||||



OMG JOHN FELDMANNS BAND IS GOLDFINGER AND I GREW UP HEARING THEM ON THE RADIO AND I GOT TO SEE THEM THIS YEAR AND THEY ARE REALLLLLLLLYYYY GOOOOOD. WOO.

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[info]swear_jar
2008-12-10 06:24 am UTC (link)
UM. In this picture, he kind of looks remarkably like this dude I slept with a couple times. I can't decide how I feel about this! :|||||

Haaaaaaaa :D... D:... :D... D:??? I'm not sure how I'd feel about that either.

Also, duh! Goldfinger! I think I actually knew that. Though I haven't heard them.

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[info]thesamefire
2008-12-10 06:40 am UTC (link)
Their big single is "Here In Your Bedroom", and then there's "Counting the Days", "This Lonely Place", and "Mable". Probably all of their first two albums are good.

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[info]swear_jar
2008-12-10 06:55 am UTC (link)
I shall take note of these things for my never ending list of songs I should get.

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And Claire's TU folder grew three sizes that day.
[info]visionofblue
2008-12-10 06:38 am UTC (link)
I...don't think it counts as a threat when I for one am all BRING IT ON, BITCH. ♥ THANK-YOU.

SO PRETTTTTTY. *__* CUTE. And gross. But you know, in the fun way. DAMN YOU, THE USED.

Mature Bert is mature.

*L* Those are his srs bznss glasses.

WHY IS QUINN STRIPPING DOWN ON STAGE? He is trying to kill me, yes?

TEA. Teateateatea.

Jepha in the hiding shots = incredibly hot for some reason. This whole picspam is like: LOL GROSS BOYS! :D Then BAM. QUIET HOTNESS.

And speaking of bloody, thanks for making me feel EVEN KINKIER TODAY. HI, JEPHA! HIIIII.

Not the proper reaction to the close up of the weird ugly bat thing on Jeph's throat/neck: AWWW. It's widdle mouth! :O PRECIOUS. And ugly.

I will just pick Jepha up and carry him around. \o/

You should always bring the emotion up through your nipples.

Huuuuugggging. ::turns into a warm fuzzy blanket:: O___O

OH DEAR GOD THERE'S A WHOLE OTHER PART.

Someone may currently be in another room endlessly and irrationally bitching me out in mutters to themselves because I FAIL at rinsing and stacking dishes PROPERLY DAMMIT AND THUS SHOULD DIE, or something and this is helping it wash right over me without it scarring my soul. Too much.

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[info]swear_jar
2008-12-10 07:06 am UTC (link)
WHY IS QUINN STRIPPING DOWN ON STAGE? He is trying to kill me, yes?

I DON'T KNOW! There is no context! As I said to [info]apiphile, apparently he does that on his birthdays or something too? Because he's all about pleasing the fans insane.

Jepha in the hiding shots = incredibly hot for some reason.

It's true! He looks verrrry very good there. Pretty make-up and pretty Jeph trying to sound like a jerk and failing. Capping all this made me want to make icons of a lot of stuff and that scene was one bit that stood out.

You should always bring the emotion up through your nipples.

I ASSURE YOU BERT AGREES. Before Feldman does that, Bert's standing at the mic singing "it's right here in my nipples!" and doing a stupid dance.

Huuuuugggging. ::turns into a warm fuzzy blanket:: O___O

I bet all TU give AMAZING smelly AMAZING hugs.

OH DEAR GOD THERE'S A WHOLE OTHER PART.

GO GO GOOOOO! Keep up the distraction from random bitching! No one needs to be bitched out about doing the dishes. I very much know how you feel.

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[info]blck_cherry
2008-12-10 07:49 am UTC (link)
I love that fucking DVD ♥ which means that I might watch it tonight and sleep even less than I already will :D

just to see jepha and his solar-powered [insert thing]

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[info]swear_jar
2008-12-10 07:53 am UTC (link)
That is so bizarre-- I was just reading your comment over on a recent post in [info]bodymods (recognized your Jepha icon over here and went... wait a second!). Um. Hello.

just to see jepha and his solar-powered [insert thing]

I didn't cap that! But I totally should have done and transcribed his entire solar powered island life. The first time I watched that I was like "OKAY THAT CONFIRMS IT. JEPHA IS THE MOST AWESOME EVER."

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[info]blck_cherry
2008-12-10 07:55 am UTC (link)
oh god. I swear it freaked me out [the comment on the bodymods community]. o_____o
are you the one standing next to me and whom I don't dare to look at? o____o [jk btw].

Yeah. Seriously, I wouldn't have ever came up with an idea as practical as that, specially with the solar-powered dog. If I had been there, I would've been lmao just like I was doing here, watching the dvd.

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[info]yan_tan_tether
2008-12-10 09:50 pm UTC (link)
Mmmm, I love how much cuddling Jeph and Quinn do in this.

Also, HI QUINN'S ASS, HIIIIIII.

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[info]swear_jar
2008-12-11 02:21 am UTC (link)
I both love it and mourn the fact that Bert and Quinn have very few moments together, considering. STILL. It makes me want Jepha/Quinn fic, which apparently does not exists. At all. Nooo!

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