I can say it with a girly tone if you want ([info]swear_jar) wrote,
@ 2010-08-04 22:14:00
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Things you might want to know: This journal is (mostly) friends only. It's also (mostly) fannish. Icon and fic posts are public. I will probably friend you back if you say hi at some point.




Fic:

Crossovers:

Unspoken - Hard Core Logo/Bandom - Joe Dick/Jepha Howard - R.
"Your band fucking blows," Joe says.

Walking a Line - Boondock Saints/Supernatural - R - Dean, Connor/Murphy.
Sam's Dead. Dean falls.

Bandom:

Beats, Wings - Dan/Jepha - wing!fic - 14, 000 words - NC-17.
Dan talks to his dogs and Jepha Howard makes him lose his goddamn rhythm.

Various comment!fic:
1. Frank/Jepha, ankles. (Turned out to be Frank/Dan/Jepha with a side of kink, but there you go).
2. Mikeyway, concentrate. (Turned out to be Mikeyway and Gerard in the basement with a ouija board, which totally sounds like Cluedo).
3. Jepha/Dan, gamble. (With a side of kink, as if anyone's surprised).
4. Frank/Gerard, shaving. (Turned out to be a cliche high-school AU, I think everyone in bandom is required to write one of these at some point?)
5. Jepha/Quinn, drunk. (Turned out to be porn).


Knows Better - Jepha/Dan - R.
So Jepha knows better.

Four Times Dan Made Jepha Happy - Dan/Jepha - this was commentfic for [info]yan_tan_tether.

Number one on my list of things to do- The m'n'f'n Used! (Dan/Jepha, GSF) - R.
Jepha would just kind of like a gangbang is all.

Zen And The Art of Brinkmanship - co-written with [info]apiphile - Pete/Patrick - R.
It's alright, it's not weird, because Patrick's asleep, and if he doesn't know about it it didn't really happen.

Bob Bryar's Magical Mysterious Adventure - [info]apiphile & I - Bob Bryar/Josh Homme.
It was a GIANT ZOMBIE T-REX.

Texts From Last Night, This Morning, And Now - [info]apiphile & I - The Used.
(801) my jizz tastes like pineapple

Odds Of Roughly A Billion To One - me & [info]apiphile - The Used (both a fandom and a pairing, in this case) - NC-17 - 35, 000 words - PWP.
Bert having his dick out is like. A red herring. "Fish dick," Quinn says out loud.

Being An Examination Of The Literary Achievements Of An Emo Band - [info]apiphile & I - FOB - Pete/Patrick-y.
MORE POST-ITS

- Joe.


Thursday-verse:

The Thursdayverse Index - 130, 000 wordsish, R, mob-AU, multiple pairings, written with [info]apiphile, COMPLETE.

Bad News/Peeniverse:

We Are Bad News (Well, HE Is) - co-written with [info]apiphile (Another PanGlobal Filthfic Production :D) - R.
It started when Pete accidentally got engaged to Mikeyway. It's not really his fault, he was coming at the time. How was he to know it would end with Frank running naked through hotel corridors wearing only a boy scout's scarf, screaming for lube?

Bad News coda - rated G for gross-Frank.

There are also MOAR PEENIVERSE SEQUELS: Modern Alchemy, Mean Deviation & The Good News Is, You Don't Have Rabies - Bob/Frank (Modern Alchemy contains Bob/Frank/Jepha/Dan, and Mean Deviation contains Bob/Jepha/Dan, but overall: Bob/Frank) - by [info]apiphile.

Hard Core Logo:

Never Did Find My Way Back - Joe/Billy - NC-17.
They were all drunk and loose as fuck, halfway through the tour and tour fucked, hanging precariously from moods held up or let down by too few hours sleep, too many come downs and too much piss.

Oz:

Just - Miguel Alvarez - R.
Eight days in the life of Miguel Alvarez, post-season six. Was written for the 10th anniversary flashfic challenge at [info]oz_rapsheet.

The Authority:

Because Apollo can fly us both above the rain - Apollo/Midnighter - R.
This is a lot of little stories about one love.

Supernatural:

Carry On My Wayward Gnome - PG - gen (humour).
"Dean, it's... so... large. And... shiny."

On What Wings - R - Sam/Dean (wing!fic).
On what wings dare he aspire?
What the hand dare seize the fire?


In Bloom - R - Sam/Dean (Sam/OFC, Dean/OFC).
They say that our sense of smell is more powerful at evoking memories than any of our other senses.

DCU:

Circles and Semi-Circles - R - Jason/Tim (implied Bruce/Jason).
Jason lived, Bruce didn’t.

Neighbours:

The Beany Dead - Z for ZOMBIES - Harold, soy beans, ensemble.
Harold grows more than he bargained for with Paul Robinson’s Organic Fertilizer.

Casino Royale (James Bond):


Shards - NC-17 - Bond/OMC.

Prison Break:

Crooked - R - T-Bag (T-Bag/Michael [one sided], various).
Nine snapshots of Theodore Bagwell’s life, from childhood to Fox River.

Picspammage:

The Used - Berth screencap-spam!


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[info]averillovessev
2007-10-03 03:34 pm UTC (link)
I've friended you, hopefully that's okay :) You just seem to be in some of the same fandoms as me and I love your Oz fic, so yeah ;p

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[info]swear_jar
2007-10-03 03:58 pm UTC (link)
Weird-- I just saw a post of yours on my friendsfriends page! (I remembered your B/K icon, it's really nice). Friended you back.

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[info]manderkitty
2007-10-26 03:42 am UTC (link)
Hi! We've got a few fandoms in common, and I'd really like to be able to see your recs, so can we be friends?

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[info]swear_jar
2007-10-26 09:12 am UTC (link)
Friended you back! :).

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[info]twasadark
2007-12-01 10:02 pm UTC (link)
Hi there,

I hope it's okay to send you this message ... I'm writing because I noticed that you are watching the [info]spnfic_podcast community. I've recently started a podfic community myself called [info]spn_gen_podfics. Anyone is welcome to post Supernatural gen podfics or links pointing to them.

Please consider this an invitation to join the community. Hope to see you around!

Best,
Xina (twasadark)

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[info]breebugg
2008-01-14 12:22 am UTC (link)
I've friended you, I love your Oz icons. :]

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[info]swear_jar
2008-01-14 05:52 am UTC (link)
Thank you! I haven't made icons for a while, I should really do another set.

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(no subject) - [info]breebugg, 2008-01-14 09:02 am UTC (Expand)

(Anonymous)
2008-06-25 10:43 am UTC (link)
Jess, is this the post Ret was talking about with the cream???? I want to read it, but I not be your friend. Love, the Creepy Clown.

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[info]swear_jar
2008-06-25 11:50 am UTC (link)
Phal Al!

You can't read my post unless you have a Livejournal account and have me friended, I keep them all locked! Um. You should get an account! It's free and stuff. Jooooooooin ussssssssssss. Or make Ret show you when she's signed in!

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[info]floranna
2008-06-29 03:09 pm UTC (link)
Just saying that I friended you!

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[info]swear_jar
2008-06-30 01:46 am UTC (link)
Hi! I have friended you back. Just to warn you though, most of the fandom stuff in my LJ is currently bandom related :D.

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[info]luciamad
2008-07-01 12:03 am UTC (link)
Stopping by for the Used primer. I hear it has many good things.

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[info]swear_jar
2008-07-01 09:46 am UTC (link)
Ack, sorry, I locked it because I'm lame. I have unlocked it for you though, since I assume someone linked to it then: here 'tis :D.

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[info]jencendiary
2008-09-04 12:25 am UTC (link)
We run in the same fandom circles (bandom & Oz & comics) and have mutual friends ([info]visionofblue). Would you like to be friends?

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[info]swear_jar
2008-09-04 10:00 am UTC (link)
On quick stalking inspection of your journal, if I wasn't already going to friend you anyway (which I was, like you said, we share awesome fandoms and one awesome friend) your Transmet icons would totally have sold me. HI!

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[info]nonlinear_lover
2008-09-25 09:08 pm UTC (link)
Friended you!

Also, stole a bunch of your Doctor Who icons. Will credit.

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[info]swear_jar
2008-09-26 08:41 am UTC (link)
Hey!

Cool beans :D.

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[info]ghosty2030
2008-10-11 04:05 am UTC (link)
It has been a long time since i read one of your fics..

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[info]mselfie
2008-10-14 02:45 am UTC (link)
[info]apiphile sent me over this way and I was just skimming your list prior to deciding to read. OMFG you have The Authority fanfic. You may be my hero.

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[info]swear_jar
2008-10-14 08:26 am UTC (link)
Hiiiiiii, I just checked my flist and saw the post you got sent from. Oh god. I CAN NEVER LIVE UP TO THAT PRAISE.

There should be more Authority fic in the world, though. Why isn't the Apollo/Midnighter fandom huuuuge? I don't understand. Sigh.

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[info]myselftheliar
2008-10-23 03:57 pm UTC (link)
Hello! You are rad, and I like rad people, so I added you for great radness.

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[info]swear_jar
2008-10-23 10:57 pm UTC (link)
... Radical. I shall add you back! Especially since I was already poking around your journal yesterday thinking you were awesome (::mildly creepy::).

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[info]thesamefire
2008-11-07 01:59 am UTC (link)
Oh man, your Used fic this morning, and then that Summer of Like fic with the pee, a bit back. TWO THUMBS WAY UP. You are clearly awesome and I feel like I MUST add you.

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[info]swear_jar
2008-11-07 08:01 am UTC (link)
Hey, hey! Hi. I have added you back, because you also seem deeply awesome.

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[info]clairful
2008-11-12 06:28 am UTC (link)
I just saw a rec for your story Five Things That Never Happened To Sawyer and it looked fab! I say looked, because I can't actualy read it...

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[info]saltlemonnlime
2008-11-16 01:49 am UTC (link)
HELLO! I friended you because I am very \o/ about The Used at the moment. Mostly I am just very lurkery, but I thought I would say hi.

Also, because internet is hard like frozen earth I managed to friend you with the wrong account that I don't use any more. This is what happens when I am rashly friending people when its way past my bedtime

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[info]swear_jar
2008-11-16 02:30 am UTC (link)
HELLO! I am also very \o/ about The Used currently, as you may have noticed via your old journal which I may or may not have friended back. Anyway, hi. I will friend now. Correctly. Woo!

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[info]paint_the_days
2008-12-11 08:32 pm UTC (link)
hello hello, i've decided to come out of my dark lurker corner to add you! xD mainly because 1, the used, and 2, SUPERNATURAL WING!FIC, ARE YOU KIDDING ME. THIS IS THE SOUND OF MY DREAMS COMING TRUE JSYK.

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[info]swear_jar
2008-12-12 12:38 am UTC (link)
Hello! I'm well out of the SPN fandom at this point (though definitely still with TU. A lot. And bandom in general), but I'm still glad to hear I made your dreams come true! Hee. I shall friend you back :D.

::Icon twins you:: :D.

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(no subject) - [info]paint_the_days, 2008-12-12 12:44 am UTC (Expand)

[info]sugarseaweeds
2009-01-18 06:14 pm UTC (link)
de-lurking to keep up with the bandom awesomeness really. loved thursday kids, even if bits made me squick (in a totally good way!)

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[info]trollsttroll
2009-01-20 11:11 am UTC (link)
Hi... I'm here for dan/jepha ficcage. :D

Just popping in to announce myself... and all that jazz.

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[info]intothenightx
2009-03-16 07:17 am UTC (link)
I just wanted to say hi 'cause I just stole a ton of your icons for my own devious purposes. I am a new Used convertee and am soaking up as much of them as I can RIGHT NOW so would it be cool if I added you? I need some more friends that are into them!

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[info]swear_jar
2009-03-16 07:38 am UTC (link)
Apparently The Used is the sekrit password for entry to my journal. By which I mean, I friended you back, hi! :D.

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[info]nokomis305
2009-05-21 04:58 am UTC (link)
Hi! I got pointed to you by [info]thesamefire, and you like The Used AND Jason Todd, so I kind of have to friend you now. You know. Because of the awesome. Hope you don't mind! :D

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[info]swear_jar
2009-05-21 10:11 am UTC (link)
Hey! Because of the awesome, I'm totally friending you back :D.

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[info]phelixstar
2009-05-25 04:09 pm UTC (link)
So yeah. Foxinmyhands converted me to TU boys awhile back (maybe two months now) and I've feverishly devoured all your stuff. And have fallen head over heels for these dirty stupid boys and I love their dirty stupid faces.

Can I friend you?

(I have also stolen some icons ^_^ )

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[info]swear_jar
2009-05-26 09:23 am UTC (link)
[info]foxinmyhands is a saint, truly. There needs to be more Used converts.

You're totally welcome to friend me of course! Hi!

(WOO. Enjoy).

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[info]why_me_why_not
2009-06-25 05:39 am UTC (link)
Um, hi? For some reason, I'm slacking and I probably should have friended you already but I didn't. So I'm doing it now. :)

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[info]swear_jar
2009-06-25 07:57 am UTC (link)
Hi! I've friended you back.

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[info]marika_kailaya
2009-07-28 09:35 pm UTC (link)
ahem. del says i have to friend you. i am okay with this! i can has? =D

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[info]swear_jar
2009-07-29 02:46 am UTC (link)
*Friends the heck out of you*. Er. That sounded a little rapey, but hey. Yeah.

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[info]blck_cherry
2009-08-16 12:53 am UTC (link)
Friended you, no need to friend me back but it'd be nice.

(:

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