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( My fic, icons & picspam. )

THIS IS apiphile's FAULT. But also strangecreature's fault, even though she's currently unaware of this (inspirratttion).

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK? Two bandoms worlds I did not forsee see colliding in this way. (For the record, Pete's tweet: Found myself headbanging to the new used song. TheUsed.net).

MORE IMPORTANTLY: Died on a Wednesday fanart by ret05.

HOMIGOD! HOMIGOD!

Jess: YOUR FANART!
Jess: WHOA!
TTPR (that's who she are): WHAT?
TTPR (that's who she are): No
TTPR (that's who she are): Not woah
Jess: what!
Jess: WHAT
Jess: YES
Jess: YES WHOA
TTPR (that's who she are): No, "oh nice"
TTPR (that's who she are): NOT woah
Jess: WHAT
Jess: NO
Jess: YES
Jess: WHOA
Jess: YES WHOA!
Jess: I LOVE IT
TTPR (that's who she are): Okay, cool
TTPR (that's who she are): You FREAK
Jess: SHUT THE HELL UP IT'S SO GOOD!
Jess: FRANK'S FACE!
Jess: SAYING WORDS!
Jess: THAT LINE!
Jess: THEM SMUSHED TOGETHER
TTPR (that's who she are): I love that line
Jess: PERFECT FOR SCENE
Jess: GOOD SCENE YOU PICK

... Why can no one ever take a compliment! (Even me. Especially me. But especially Ret). Thursdayverse is the luckiest 'verse. This is going to sound like bragging (... too bad): I can't think of a fic 'verse with more fanart.

Oh my.

[ETA]: This short video of The Used at sooome photoshoot left me with a large dose of BERT AND QUINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN AWWWWWWWWWWWWW.

[ETA]: I forgot to mention what Ben said about my pregnant sister the other day:

Jess: also, the other day Ben was like:
Jess: "it's going to hurt her to give birth"
Jess: which, "yeah, duh"
Jess: and he was like "no, because of the horns"

Ahahaha.

Why isn't there a bandom kink meme? There's a kink meme for everything I don't care about! I WANT TO HAVE ANON BANDOM KINK FUN. I... would attempt to start one myself, but I really don't think I am BNFish enough to run a meme. Or is there one I don't know about?

SOMEONE MAKE THIS HAPPEN, I promise I will porn all over it in the guise of ANON.

You know what else is annoying, I just remembered I wrote an awesome poem in my head when I was drunk/falling asleep the other night and while I realise that the fact that I was drunk and falling asleep means it probbaly wasn't objectively awesome, I really really want to know what it was now. I can't even remember the subject. Damn it!

Ret names her future pug:

TTPR: I'll name him/her Calderón Honeysuckle!
Jess: LOL, WTF?
TTPR (that's who she are): Or perhaps Moonshine Tebasco!
TTPR (that's who she are): If they're a bit trampy
Jess: call them Lllaylla McNugget
Jess: that's with FIVE L's.
TTPR (that's who she are): Ooh, nice
TTPR (that's who she are): Figaro McDoodle
Jess: Keyndera FriendChicken
Jess: ... fried*
TTPR (that's who she are): Ooh, very good
TTPR (that's who she are): Fucking Fishticks Frederico Flossgumbo
TTPR (that's who she are): Anyway
Jess: Fucking!
Jess: LOLOL
TTPR (that's who she are): Fuckfish for short obviously
Jess: HA

And lastly, what do we think of the new Used single, people? I, for one, am restraining myself from playing it constantly because I was instantly in love with it-- which, for me, usually means I will be OBSESSED with it for a little while then never want to hear it again (a la "America's Suitehearts", thank you for that particular earworm, FOB). Usually.

I woke up this morning and did this to my breakfast. Was I still drunk when I woke up Y/N?

FOB being ADORABLE in an ad for saving the planet or somesuch, but THE OUTTAKES AT THE END AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.

This post has just severely put me off seeing the second Transformers film. It sounds horribly, horribly offensive.

When I saw the preview I thought the shot of... girl... on the motorbike was pretty freaking awful, but I figured it'd stay at the levels of stupid the first film had, where most of it was eclipsed by the awesome GIANT ROBOT FIGHTS. :\.

Also, WTF? Someone... ripped off Jepha's tattoo? Or Jepha has a duplicate, but given the wonk on that one, I'm going for the former. Um. Weird stuff I didn't think I would stumble across today! Found via random_lounge on my journalfen flist. Huh. And that is Jepha's tattoo, right? I'm not just having unicorn tattoo fail? I can't find a picture of his for some reason.

Watch me fail at having a mask for more than five minutes. IT KEPT FALLING OFF SO I GAVE UP, OKAY.

( Four photos, because. I can. )

... There is no other point to this entry. I'm at Ret's hoose and she's in the kitchen cooking me eggs like a good woman should.

OH! And on the way home Elyssa had a little nap (ahaha, bless her, she's a youngun') and Ret told me an awesome story about how Dan and Jepha had sex once, then went to Japan together, then came home and it was all awkward because they didn't know if it was just a holiday fling! But then they started touring and realised, with the help of Bert and Quinn, that they totally should date. It was adorable and beautiful. Then I told her what might end up being my usedfic story.

I love when people tell me stories.

Jess: RECOGNIZE IT'S JUST ABOUT RESPECT, RET
Jess: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!
Jess: but the fance moves a great
Jess: dance*
TTPR (that's who she are): Oh I realizing
TTPR (that's who she are): Whoops
Jess: we both can't type
Jess: NSYNC ARE TOO HOT FOR US
TTPR (that's who she are): Oh baby
Jess: you know, I like the way the Backstreet Boys sounds better, though
Jess: but NSYNC are a close second
Jess: I hate that I typed that
Jess: that's terrible
TTPR (that's who she are): LOOOOOL CAN I POST THIS?

We dabbled in New Kids on the Block, but they were truly awful.
Jess: MIXED MESSAGES
Jess: THRUST THRUST WE'RE FOR KIDS THRUST

Also. Boyzone are the most boring boyband ever.

But the only think I'm going to link to is this: "Everybody" - Backstreet Boys.

Because it is still on of my favourite oh so wrong to love clips and songs of all time. I want to say that, you know, it's so bad it's good? But I actually just love it.

I'm sorry to anyone who ever thought I was cool.

Now if you have any links to boyband clips with AMAZING DANCING especially, I would not say no to linkage. Ret and I are studying the dance moves. FOR REASONS YOU CAN NEVER KNOW because I'm not sure myself.

Also... mask wearing burn face eating at table dude whose name I don't know, in that clip, reminds me of Jepha in the "All That I've Got" video: no really.

Both of which remind me of eye-hands man from Pan's Labyrinth. Actually, most monsters have a name, you know, vampires, werewolves etc, but what exactly do you call scary man eating at endless dinner banquet? Is there a name for that thing? What is it? Where did it come from? Huh.

Man, this was just what I needed. SATISFYING.

I also consider this partially us filling the horrible gap in this years BBB, because the fact that there were no Used-based BBB's makes me sad.

Title: Odds Of Roughly A Billion To One
Authors: apiphile & swear_jar
Fandom: The Used
Word Count: 35,000
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: The Used (IT'S A PAIRING SHUT YOUR MOUTH)
Warnings: GSF, some BDSM, general grossness.
Disclaimer: Probably didn't happen, or we'd have seen it on Kyte. There are no facts whatsoever contained in this story. Frankly, we don't even have any evidence that LA exists. It should not be taken seriously, orally, or anally. Unless you really want to.
Notes: This is, effectively, PWP, as long as your definition of porn includes bad jokes and grossness. It is a self-indulgence of the authors who have just finished WeekFight Hotel and need to unwind. Thank you to marika_kailaya for high-speed beta and putting up with our joint grammatical incompetence.

( Jepha Howard has a long and illustrious history of agreeing to very stupid ideas when he's drunk. )

P.S. Very nice title, cowriter mine.

We haaaaaaave another ANDY! jackiesjunkie. Who has a WAY better knife than the one I had to use. Also, amazing photoshooped tattoos by apiphile.

Have posted new icon! And updated the post to credit everyone! Which I totally should have done before, sorry for the brain fail.

Over here.

Why yes. I did give myself Andy's arm tattoos. They are ridiculously inaccurate (I only stole the bit from his forearm for that), but because the icon is so small I think they look pretty good. I could probably do this for future Jepha's, Pete's, whoever with tattoos, at least in icon form because it's SMALL and I don't have to be toooo accurate.

[ETA]: CRAP. My paid account is expiring in like four days. MY ICONS NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO D:.

❝who do you ship me with?❞

Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.

I got this shirt:



AWESOME/NERD/HIDEOUS/ALL OF THE ABOVE? ... Stupidface courtesy of trying to howl like THE WOLF. AROOO.

WE HAVE A JEPHA.

stratospherique makes a hot dude, for the record (and has a knack for picking poses, for serious). If there was a Dan, there would be a WHOLE SET. The thought of that fills me with yay some of it in my pants, probably too much YAY, actually.

ASDklkahsdahlsd';aS:DLash d yay.

(That photo turning out is a miracle, I had to delete every other one I took, they were awful).

... At what point in your life are bubbles supposed to stop being entertaining? I'm pretty sure it's before 22.

Because a bottle of bubble blowing mix came into the shop and I just blew the biggest bubble ever then grinned like an idiot. This stuff is amazing, why don't I blow bubbles all the time? OMG, that one was so huge too. For serious it was like the size of my HEAD (not the pictured bubble, that one was avvvvverage).

In other news: Gabe is like a dog, you have to keep him tight on the leash because you don't know if he's going to go hump the other dogs or bite the other dogs. AHahaha, OH PETE & GABE <3. Also, noice live version of Sugar... over here. Have I ever mentioned I love Joe's lispy voice? Also, Patrick's glasses are epically cool and epically fuck ugly and I love them a lot.

Okay, so I posted Thursdayverse icons yesterday, but I have just edited that post BECAUSE THERE IS QUINN NOW.

BLOODY TERRIFYING.

Emphasis on bloody.

GUUUUUUUUUUUH.

1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9.

My fandom is made of sexy.

NEEDS MOAR DAN. THEN THERE WOULD BE A WHOLE USED SET. DAAAAAAAN.

Obviously feel free to take whatever, particularly if YOU are any of these icons.

1. Frank by stratospherique.
2. Gerard by jackiesjunkie.
3. Mikey by strangecreature.
4. Vicky-T by swear_jar.
5. Bert by ihavecake.
6. Quinn by apiphile.
7. Andy by swear_jar.
8. Jepha by stratospherique.
9. Andy by jackiesjunkie.

( 24 icons. )

Take whatever you like, comments are always appreciated, credit appreciated too.

*How badly does this look like a manip? Ha.

Ret and I spent this Fri/Sat being AWESOME in every AWESOME WAY.

CUPCAKES AND HAIR DYE:

( Photatoes. )

(I made those cupcakes from scratch with no recipe AND they worked out pretty damn well. Lemon icing! Also, Ret's going to colour her hair pink/blue/green/purple. Probably all of them. Maybe. RET, POST A PICTURE WHEN YOU DOOOO EEET if you don't see me first. And yes, I only did the tips of my hair pink because I am a CHICKEN).